enigmasandepiphanies:

vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

purplemotif:

me and the girls who still use tumblr in 2022

1234654435465767986543464756:

um. cut him in half

dagatesofheaven:

highassi:

sorry I forgot to text you back I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel any better

li4r:

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

mag200:

im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.

landofgay:

cool girls get ready to go out too early and anxiously pace around their house waiting to leave at a reasonable time

anxietyproblem:

meneksekahve:

stress level 1000000000000

lovelikemountains:

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

666-rueful:

hey, im cute

c lingy

u nloveable

t rash

e asy to forget

lionfloss:

by rrrunofthemill

heroofthreefaces:

embyrr922:

indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m

doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.